About

Hi, my name's Lauren, but you can call me Ren, Lemon, or whatever you want. I am 20 years old and this is my personal blog where I reblog a bunch of things that crack me up. I have a strange devotion to sloths and Rise of the Guardians, I love puns and Christopher Walken impressions. I hate ducks. I'm incredibly sassy and when I say something don't take it seriously I am literally always joking. Occasionally I'll post some of my art or something.
I am an extreme lightweight when it come to the consumption of alcohol. If it's karaoke night, you'll often catch me singing the entire collection of Seal.

unirony:

lebanesegirlswag:

unirony:

croptops r for anyone 2 wear n everyone 2 celebrate

Unless you have a muffin top.

here’s a to-do list for u

  • fix yr garbage ass blog
  • fix yr garbage ass attitude

gameoflulz:

Game of Thrones S04E02

busket:

“gamecube is now considered a classic console”

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vinegod:

WHEN YOU PULL OUT MINTS IN PUBLIC by TonyBakercomedy

productiveslacker:

mirahxox:

carlyisaround:

ryanjamesyezak:

This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

"Why would I need your hair? Mine is GORGEOUS! I mean it’s white, slicked straight up, & buzzed on the sides."

Dear NBC, it was worth every penny.

ohhhhhmyyyyyyyygodddddddd
this is too fantastic for words.

i do not know, because i am a crab. 

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awkwardturtleboy:

Exclamation point!

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misslockette:

copaceticclam:

…  
Ya’ll conspiring? 

Always.

today my mom laughed for 30 minutes about this

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Last final of 3rd year is tomorrow afternoon and mom is lending me the jeep so I can drive straight from my exam to The Keg for dinner with her, my dad, my granny, and my uncle (who is arriving tomorrow afternoon)

After that I’m going out for drinks at Overtime with my old manager and Katie and maybe some other people IDK. 

(PSSSSTT DEVON AND KENDALL, PLEASE COME AS WELL)

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

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