8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

(Source: dyinglolita)

buttlid:

kymherz:

ippinka:

Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!

this is genius.

this is actually lifechanging

leradny:

themeghanchakra:

ohshiitakemushrooms:

Can Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp star in a live action The Road to El Dorado together?

im sobbing i need this

THE BEAUTY OF THIS CASTING IS THAT EITHER ONE COULD PLAY EITHER ONE

(Source: reginaa-phalange)

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I’m the kind of person that stands in the trailer that is parked in my driveway so I can use the gas stove to make Jiffy Pop because I can’t make it on the glass stove in my house. 

PROUD OF YOU

my apologies :(

From this store :)

Message me a body part

Hair: How many wigs do you own?
Skin: Do you tan easily?
Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
Tongue: What was in your last meal?
Windpipe: Do you sing?
Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
Ears: How many times have you heard something you wish you never had?
Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
Wrists: Do you/ have you self-harmed?
Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
Breasts/chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
Back: Are you a virgin?
Hips: Do you like to dance?
Vagina/Penis: Have you been judged because of your gender?
Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
Feet: Do you ever wear heels just for the Hell of it?
Toes: Do you like country music?

the-katty-korner:

follylollysews:

Chances are, if you’ve logged into tumblr within the past week you’ve noticed that there’s an awful lot of Pokemon splicing going on.  I was particularly fond of the cute Koffing splices so I made plushies of Chanfing and Raifing *u*

I don’t have room to keep these (they’re bigger than they look in the pictures!), but I’m not sure how much I’d want to sell them for.  If you’re interested in adopting one/both shoot me an offer, I also have a trade wishlist~

O M F G!!!!!

are you shitting me right now 

edwardspoonhands:

lilleen:

Everything I Need to Know I Learned from The Green Brothers:

Lesson #12: Sometimes it is important to look at the big picture…

Sometimes, rarely, I will make a good joke on Twitter.

(Source: funniestever)

motherfuckingcheese:

blueeyeddrug:

rape—princess:

Nailed it.

(Source: to-be-myself)