About

Hi, my name's Lauren, but you can call me Ren, Lemon, or whatever you want. I am 20 years old and this is my personal blog where I reblog a bunch of things that crack me up. I have a strange devotion to sloths and Rise of the Guardians, I love puns and Christopher Walken impressions. I hate ducks. I'm incredibly sassy and when I say something don't take it seriously I am literally always joking. Occasionally I'll post some of my art or something.
I am an extreme lightweight when it come to the consumption of alcohol. If it's karaoke night, you'll often catch me singing the entire collection of Seal.
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sassbama:

iconic

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lichtenstrange:

prenons:

Prince George receives a giant stuffed wombat from Australia’s Governor General. 

In other news, George and the Wombat sounds like an excellent new children’s book series.

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oops

alwaysblind:

daddycroft:

how fuckin terrified do u think harry would be if his scar started hurting again tho like omg

harry potter age 35 gets a sinus infection that causes shooting pains into his forehead he is next seen screaming and running naked in the streets of london firing expelliarmuses into the air

the-wolfbats:

Can we have another “Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.” post with the words

  • their 
  • okay
  • but
  • though
  • say
  • no
  • and
  • left
  • around
  • me
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sureyoucanada:

harakazuyas:

nyanchattenashi:

sweedles:

Swoodleoodledloodles

nyoodlenchoodlettoodlenoodleshi

hooodleroodlekoodlezoodleyoodles 

soodleroodleyoodleoodlecoodlenoodledoodle

soodless-moodlestoodler-joodleck-froodlest

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cyberphuk:

ultrafacts:

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You take one sip and your heart just literally explodes while the rest of your vibrating body rockets through the ceiling.

I thought we were all in this together

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linddzz:

alysetoahouse:

conversationparade:

avrilgif:

Avril Lavigne - Hello Kitty (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)

holy shit i thought you guys were joking about this

the background dances are just like “can you believe this bitch”

holy shit its like every memory of my highschool anime club came and punched me in the face jfc avrile stop what are you doing

mttyshealy:

LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD EDITION OK

  • fuck
  • shit
  • dick
  • no
  • hell
  • sex
  • damn 

PURE GOLD, MINE IS

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